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Why Aren’t Spiders Called Walks?
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Duration: 2:48Year: 2019
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Why Aren’t Spiders Called “Walks”?

If a fly is called a “fly” cause of the flyin’ he does,

then a spider is a “walk”, it makes sense to us.

We are the ones who watch for the bugs

We look awfully sweet, but really we’re thugs

To us, life is the quest for insect sushi

Whether it crunches or whether its squooshi

We find that rodents have far too much hair

Spiders are walks, cause that’s all we care

Singing a song of warning and danger

To us, fear is no stranger

Here comes a bug, I gotta go get it

No, there’s a cat, I better forget it

To us, life is the quest for insect sushi

Whether it crunches or whether its squooshi

We find that rodents have far too much hair

Spiders are walks, cause that’s all we care

Spiders are “walks”, and that’s all we care

Spindly legs, but still juicy in there

Food, it comes in many forms

Whether it wings, or whether it worms

To us, life is the quest for insect sushi

Whether it crunches or whether its squooshi

We find that rodents have far too much hair

Spiders are walks, cause that’s all we care

If a fly is called a “fly” cause of the flyin’ he does,

then a spider is a “walk”, it makes sense to us.

We are the ones who watch for the bugs

We look awfully sweet, but really we’re thugs

 

–lyrics©barnacle_logic