Animals Are Our Friend Animals are happy when they are outside or sitting on a sofa made of naugahyde You never hear them argue with Mom on the phone or worry at the beach, about muscle tone Animals are happy and know how to relax when it comes time to pay the income tax They [...]
Birthday I get to get on up I get to go and play I can do what I want Cause its my f*k’n day Its my birthday Its the day I won the prize its a raceway Its me sailing through the skies Its just another day Less young, more old But it celebrates Me, [...]
DMV Crud I got the DMV Crud Its all in my blood I felt just fine When I was standing in line Then in an hour or two I felt like I had the flu That’s what I said Now I’m off to bed I got the DMV Crud Its all in my blood [...]
Human no More Don't think I want to be a human no more We fight like birds over bread at the shore We eat like dogs like there's no tomorrow We hoard like squirrels and ignore the sorrow Don't think I want to be a human no more I'm mad like a cat that won't [...]
Why Aren't Spiders Called "Walks"? If a fly is called a "fly" cause of the flyin' he does, then a spider is a "walk", it makes sense to us. We are the ones who watch for the bugs We look awfully sweet, but really we're thugs To us, life is the quest for insect sushi [...]
Childlike Awe Walk through life with childlike awe You'll see things you never saw Between darkness and decay Glimpses of a beautiful day All of life springs to meet you Nothing scary here to eat you Roll around in Earth's garden For your guilt you need no pardon You are free without a care Enjoy [...]
Seriously Silly I’m seriously silly I’m happily mad I’ve been reluctantly forward with the good and the bad I’m clear with haziness I’m amped with laziness I’ve learned the fine art of going sane with craziness I laugh till I cry when I’m somber I giggle when my mind goes straight my body still wiggles [...]
Books are Heavy Books are heavy. Can't put them down. Try to mock them, people frown. Books are heavy. They make no sound. They speak volumes when they're around. Books are heavy, pound for pound. They lift you up when they’re on the ground. Books are heavy and hard to read. When they have more [...]
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Tired of Nature I’m tired of nature, its everywhere No matter where I look, its in my stare When I go shopping, I see it in the store When I am eating, I see it even more I’m tired of nature, it won’t stay away It seems to follow me, day after day Cats, dogs [...]